Official "LoL He MAD!" thread

[scarboy6693]

I had a fun experience today.

I'm heading home, and the road is 3 lanes. I'm sitting in the right lane lane and this corolla pulls up in the middle lane next to me. He stares and starts revving his car, I knew he needed to get into the right lane so he could turn at the next intersection. Light turns green and predictably he floors it, I give my car just over 1/2 throttle and easily get ahead of the guy. I'm a bit ahead, so I just slow down and go the speed limit. the guy gets right behind me and starts flashing and honking as if I'm going 10 below the speed limit. Who happens to be watching this guy doing this? A cop. He popped out of nowhere and pulled the guy over. Sweet Justice lol

[MurderedKoup]

Funny story i was on my way to the mall recently and this eclipse with a serious ricer wing flew by me. So i put the pedal down a little bit and caught up. We were going through turns kind of fast and i could see his suspension was struggling to keep up with my brand new Suspension. After playing cat and mouse for about a mile of twisting roads the lane is getting ready to turn into a 1 laned road so me trying to avoid a ticket or accident i slow down slightly and just to be a dick sped up a bit knowing he would speed up to get by... but see here is where i made ultradick status... i realized his suspension couldnt handle the turn at 55. When he sped up to get by me on a curve harder then πR squared(for those of you that dont get that its the area of a circle in other words this idiot tried pratically making a uturn at 55) he slammed stright into the concrete curb and hit his body kit and bent his tire i think cause he stoppped dead in the road and wouldnt move. By now im dying laughing not realizing how he could be hurt so i slowed down to ask him and he get out of the car and yells you asshole im calling the cops to which i asked if he needed a jump and floored it LOLOL

[SX732]

I know I know street racing is illegal and dangerous but yeah... so no bashing...

Im one of those ppl that can point you in the right direction but not tell you the street name lol but at exit 114 on the GSP theres 3 red lights me and this civic are first in or respective lanes at light 1, and my normal muscle memory sent me flying on the green lol so at the next light the kid in the civic gives me a couple revs with his fart cannon (+50hp) andd like 7decals (+28hp) so i give a nod like w.e ill never see you again and no police around so light turns green and i feel like i put barely anything into it but my feet weigh like 100 lbs and just blew him away i looked in my side view and may i just say his expression was f'n priceless i laughed when he pulled up next to me and his mouth was still open... anyways end of story he turned right and i went straight on the green gave the normal good job buddy...

PS id figured i just post this to see if anyone hates hondas as much as i do cuz my friend reminded me about this today and this happend about a 2-3 weeks ago

ps and the civic driver OH HE