Gonna share my commute this morning with you guys, should sound familiar. Contribute similar stories yourselves as I'm sure you have them.
Left turn lane, me in outer left turn lane, F-150, with Lightning badge (i doubt it was authentic though, the guy did NOT do 0-60 in under 6 seconds,) in inner lane. Light goes green, we start to turn, i notice he's trying to end his turn where my car currently is. Instead of braking like he wants me to do, i floor it and go on past him. Apparently this aggravated him as he floored it and we had a nice little mad dash to the freeway on-ramp.
At the on-ramp, he tailgates me, we're talking about half a foot behind me. The on-ramp is narrow, curving, and has concrete walls on either side due to construction. All i'd have to do to collect the insurance is tap my brakes. Okay, if this fucker wants to play, I'll play.
On-ramp straightens out, i floor it, leave him behind for a bit. I'm only doing about 85-90 though due to other vehicles on the road. He proceeds to catch up, and starts tailgating me again as i weave through traffic, constantly taking any opening available to try and overtake me. This leads him to get stuck behind several slower vehicles, all of which he tailgates while flashing his high beams until they get over. I swear he had about 2 inches between him and a Mazda 3 at one point.
This goes on for about 7 miles or so, him getting stuck, me leaving him behind and eventually slowing down. He always catches up, and despite other open lanes, keeps trying to put himself in front of me. I guess his sense of entitlement wouldn't let him accept being shown up by a Kia.
Finally, we wind up behind this Escalade next to the carpool lane. He breaks left, i go right as that lane has just opened up. Escalade speeds up and Mr Ford gets stuck behind a bus in the carpool lane. He tailgates the bus, flashes high beams. Bus don't give a fuck.
I look back in mirror, can see him beating on steering wheel and swearing. By this point, the bus is in front of him, the escalade is on his right, and another car is behind him. I laugh. He MAD.
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My #1 isn't any sillier than half the "#3 in NA"s on here.
Pulled out of gas station after filling up. Proceed to go down the street and see that a police officer on the opposite lane of traffic is signaling to pull into the road to the right of me. I see cars behind me catching up so I double high beam the officer to let him go. Out of nowhere another officer blows right by me to the left of me, barely missing and cutting off the officer turning onto the road. Officer turning onto the road gives a huge dirty stare to the other cop.
I frustrated a guy in his Cherokee to the point he threw his work boot at my passenger door. The f*&ktard hit the door handle and creased my door. All because a Kia showed him how to drive. These are sad times...
I frustrated a guy in his Cherokee to the point he threw his work boot at my passenger door. The f*&ktard hit the door handle and creased my door. All because a Kia showed him how to drive. These are sad times...
Did you fire back, lol??? What an idiot, he's only gonna be able to work on one foot!!!!! LOL!!!!! Some people should just give up driving now, I don't know how they ever got a license...
"Hi friend, I'm here to spread the word. Have you accepted the Kia Forte Koup as your Ride and Savior? If not, please allow me a few minutes of your time."
Did you fire back, lol??? What an idiot, he's only gonna be able to work on one foot!!!!! LOL!!!!! Some people should just give up driving now, I don't know how they ever got a license...
Oh I fired back alright, lol. happened to have some bolts in my cup holder, and a half empty pop can. Pretty sure he won't be doing that again anytime soon. And around here alot of people bought their licences, even thou its a known fact the DMV won't do anything about it.
Oh I fired back alright, lol. happened to have some bolts in my cup holder, and a half empty pop can. Pretty sure he won't be doing that again anytime soon. And around here alot of people bought their licences, even thou its a known fact the DMV won't do anything about it.
I ended up in a similar situation where some genius thought it would be a great idea to throw something at my car. Fortunately the state police tracked him down, found out his home of residence wasn't listed properly along with a few other things he kept from the police. When they contacted him he falsified his entire story about the incident and dug himself into a deeper hole. I didn't even have to end up taking action. State and local police ended up finding someone who owed them money and jail time. Justice is soo sweet
I pissed off a guy in a black Cadillac CTS coupe...he was mad that my Koup had the audacity to speed up in front of him because he was drivin too slow. Next thing I know he floors it and starts tailgatin me at which point I begin to break for the red light ahead...he quickly swerved into a turn lane in order to avoid slamming into the back of my Koup.
I ended up in a similar situation where some genius thought it would be a great idea to throw something at my car. Fortunately the state police tracked him down, found out his home of residence wasn't listed properly along with a few other things he kept from the police. When they contacted him he falsified his entire story about the incident and dug himself into a deeper hole. I didn't even have to end up taking action. State and local police ended up finding someone who owed them money and jail time. Justice is soo sweet
Wow, you just wanna slug someone like that in the face. Glad another scumbag is behind bars!!
LOL!! this is an epic thread! yesterday i had a lincoln mrx?... tailgating me on I-75.i passsed him so i guess he got mad. so me and him were going in and out of traffic. the car never got in front of me, we soon went off the same exit. still tailgating me. lol
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"bus don't give a fuck" is the funniest thing I've read/heard all day
thank you
Oh I fired back alright, lol. happened to have some bolts in my cup holder, and a half empty pop can. Pretty sure he won't be doing that again anytime soon. And around here alot of people bought their licences, even thou its a known fact the DMV won't do anything about it.
You could have taken his license plate # and pulled over. Call the popo and he could go to jail for a reeeeaaaallllyyyy long time. My uncle had pennies thrown at him.. The guy is in prison for 10 years. That or a 100,000 fine... Cause it's considered a missle. At least in VA.
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