If you love your Koup, don't get married.... - Kia Forte Forum : Sedan / Koup / Forte5 Forums

Sosuke · 07-30-2011, 09:19 AM

Or things like this will happen

Well two dents and some clear coat damage from that one. Specially since it sat in the Florida sun for a few hours before I dragged out of bed to see it.
Lucky a full service car wash was across the street and took pity on me, only charged 8 bucks for a $40 dollar wash. They got a $30 tip

arinesmith · 07-30-2011, 09:21 AM

So do I get rid of the car or the wife?

trevorusn · 07-30-2011, 10:42 AM

Two dents??? Scratches???? I'd be FURIOUS!!!!!! My fiancee knows better than too touch ANY of my cars.

noodile · 07-30-2011, 10:45 AM

File for divorce man

HerAlterEgo · 07-30-2011, 11:43 AM

I was expecting another, "I spend too much time with my cars so my wife got jealous of the attention, felt neglected, and divorced me."

Congrats!! I find marriage to be extremely convenient. No more driving across town just to get laid.

arinesmith · 07-30-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by HerAlterEgo

just to get laid.

What?! Women LIKE sex? They've all been lying this whole time! I knew it!

fas93 · 07-30-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by HerAlterEgo

I find marriage to be extremely convenient. No more driving across town just to get laid.

HA! That puts things in a whole new perspective!!!

Red Rocket · 07-30-2011, 01:55 PM

My question is...when are the 6 funerals????

HerAlterEgo · 07-30-2011, 02:01 PM

Well, if the chick is a little off-kilter, like myself, they usually enjoy the sport of it. Finding guys to fuck ya becomes a little more difficult. Good thing I'm good lookin'. I give me an 8.1.

noodile · 07-30-2011, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HerAlterEgo

No more driving across town just to get laid.

driving across town?

oh wait, you're a chick, yeah its fun that you girls drive across town.

never driven across town to get some, my bed is more comfy for them anyways.

HerAlterEgo · 07-30-2011, 02:14 PM

You big chest beating stud!

noodile · 07-30-2011, 02:20 PM

Nope not that, just a college kid with a cool place to live. and some other qualifications.

(K)illed(I)n(A)ctionII · 07-30-2011, 02:49 PM

you nerds actually get laid??? lol jk

AutoItKing · 07-30-2011, 02:53 PM

Divorce, right there. If I ever get married, I will make it perfectly clear: "DO NOT F*CK WITH MY CAR, or your ass is gone"

Sosuke · 07-30-2011, 02:59 PM

See that came from her side. My family doesn't mess with rides. The part that saved them is that they waited till I was 388 miles away to send the pictures of who did it.